A Valentine Extra, Saving Evangeline


Dear Evie,

So, it’s Valentine’s Day and I know you’ll want a stupid poem, so here goes nothing.

 Candy apples are red,

Cotton candy is pink,

I’m pretty damn sure,

My poem’s gonna stink.

Yeah, I know. That sucked. (Speaking of sucking… I hope that’s my present. *hint, hint*)

Crazy Girl, I don’t know how else to express my love for you, except to say, I love you. I love the way your eyes soften like melted chocolate when I make love to you. I love your hair when it’s wild and free. I love the way you take care of that stupid mutt, Goner and me.(Damn, that was pretty good. I should’ve made that my stupid poem) I love the sound of your laughter and hope to hear more and more of it. I love that you’re terrified of heights but willing to try anything. I love that you get my sick sense of humor. But most of all,  I love the fact you fell for me when it was so damn wrong.  Evangeline Lourdes Salvatore, please be mine. For ever and ever. XOXOXO

Love, Remi

PS What the hell do those XO things mean, anyway? And I made the card, I hope you like it.


Dear Remi,

Your poem sucked. XOXO means hugs and kisses. And as for your present for later, I’m on it. *wink, wink* Just shove Goner off the bed when you get here.

I love you, Evie

PS And thank you for not saying amen after forever and ever. That creeps me out. Oh, and I know you had Peter do the fancy script. I can’t read your normal everyday handwriting. Thank him for his help. I love the valentine.

PSS You’re the best thing that ever happened to me, and this made me cry. I love you forever and ever. XOXOXOXOXOXOXO